Here is what happened:

My name is Clinton Abergon McGinty. I was born on February 16, 1960. On April 15, 1987, I was working as a 27 year old attorney in Los Angeles, California. After an unmemorable day at the office, I returned home and went to bed. When I woke up the next day, the date was April 16, 2014. I was still 27.

My body and mind were unaltered. I managed to travel through some kind of quantum vortex, skipping through space and time. I am using this web-log to try and communicate with myself from 1987.

Greetings CM87: Hopefully you find use in the information I provide. As a rule, I cannot give you any illegal tips on stocks or investments. All electronic communication in 2015 is monitored so caution is necessary. P.S. Ms. McGinty looks just as good in the future.