Category Archives: Generalisations
Looking Back, Looking Forward – What is 2011?
A savant from my high school just mused (via facebook) that MTV will turn 30 this year. But that’s not the only milestone birthday on the horizon. Next September, the 9/11 Attacks will turn 10. In October, Walt Disney World … Continue reading
IB’s Solace Awards: The Year in Review
For the resilient few, remaining loyal to the Breakfast, it has been a wonderful year hasn’t it? I am proud to announce that Incontinental Breakfast is turning 1 year old in the coming weeks. This milestone has afforded me the … Continue reading
MTA: A Brief Gripe About Etiquette
“Ya’ll pay $1800 for your apartments, I pay $2.25. I got air conditioning, and a barbecue (the third rail). This is a ten car mobile home. I don’t come into your home and leave a mess, why ya’ll coming into … Continue reading
Auto-tune the News & The NBA’s Lowest
Let’s start here: Have you seen Auto-tune the news? If you have, then you know it is a running youtube series, created by the Gregory Brothers, which sets news clips to auto-tune and hip-hop beats. It is quite clever, and … Continue reading
2010 World Cup and Nike’s New Ad
We are about 3 weeks away from the World Cup. If that doesn’t excite you, then chances are you are not even alive and you shouldn’t be reading the internet. If they are going to project the UEFA Champions League … Continue reading
Go Bats: New Zealand 2010 by Ryan Maxey
Talent in this world is all around us. We see it down every avenue we turn. However, sometimes talent hides in the crags, and shows itself subtly. In a visual culture, we have become accustomed to talent in front of … Continue reading
Pearl Harbor, Make Way for Creed.
Christmas came early this year. Creed’s back. There’s a new reason to celebrate December 7. That’s right, some jokes are just ahead of their time. Most people have discounted December 7, forgetting that it marks an extremely important day for … Continue reading
Mannheim Steamroller…not your dad’s holiday album(s)
Oh my word it’s finally here. The Christmas Cheer, the advent season, that wonderful time of the year. I just got the whiff of sitting on the couch, lazying around, waking up after 1pm each day, gaining 6-7 pounds and … Continue reading
Inaugural Post
(H)ello, cheapskates. Hello from the biggest Apple of all. I’m bringing the dirt from my back porch (crummy-rat infested abode), to your doorstep. My job is to turn ordinary rubbish into, well, not-so-offensively-culpable rubbish. It’s a snobby blog for sloppy … Continue reading